nicknames - the whole list

- an ancient alien - winner winner chichen itza


- Hoobert Heever - Pizza in the bath! soapy margherita!


- Rutherford B. Crazy - the money was just resting in my account!


- Clean Shirt - this is outrageous! this is contagious!


- Sir Digby Chicken Caesar - Jill comes tumbling after


- e e coli - riding a watersmooth-silver stallion


- Rotted Skunk - standard front, first-class rear


- Rosalind, Geriatric Athlete - she's a nightmare


- Labrador Dali - Cry me a tater tot!


- Captain Bogroll - I may be crass, but I know the rules


- Toby Fox Pro Skater - no shirt no shoes, and I still get service


- Pastor Pasta - sweating facts and shitting stats


- Angelo the Tangelo - muffled sounds of gorilla violence


- Bowser's Beans - I'm a fickle pickle


- Chimichanga Bumboy - having my post-lunch siesta


- Vlad the Impala - I've been superficially nice and non-sexually naughty


- Phallus impudicus - introducing my colleague, Kenneth


- solidus snakeus - do you find it risible?


- Ronnie Omelettes - my father was a muffin man


- Spider Time - gerbil took the top head!


- Chinese Cabbage - on the one hand, two in the bush


- Constipated mathematician - working it out with a pencil


- James Earl Joyce - print, laminate, distribute. it's my family motto


- last but least - too lethargic to live


- Gary Chickenpock - suffering from foot-in-mouth disease


- monkey-in-law - the wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead


- Top Scientician - Cations, anions, onions


- Jay Pegg - Yoga is my new drug. My old drug was drugs.


- Doctor Duck - quark quark


- Lily Salvage - Is this an art form or a breakdown?


- Sultan Pepper - pick me up from school cardamommy


- Muck muck moose - Meditated and medicated!


- Triple-Flush - this throne's not feeling so royal right now


- Leptocephalus brevirostris - booty is in the eye of the beholder


- Smooth Rupert - The girth of a chunky KitKat is not nine teeth


- Fish Gills McGinty - Villain, I have done thy mother.


- Gorgon Donor - snick snake snuck


- Hitch Medburg - I was high on life, but I built up a tolerance


- Pickle Me Elmo - Oh boy, another flying giraffe kicked me


- Rambo the Macho Wimp - Que te pasa, calabaza?


- Wolf Stir-fry - I put the rarebit in the popty-ping


- Princess Beach - all spaghetti sauce, no meatballs


- Duppybat - Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts


- Sir William Bass - I have bathed in the blood of my enemies, and showered in the piss of my friends


- Strange Quark - Are you telling me a glue balled this preon?


- Dairy Girl - the fiftynth o' the suxth eighdee faive. mekin' me a geminai


- Sadie the Goat - I once saw her punch a Rottweiler


- blue-tongued skank - I have no porpoise


- Catherine Zeta Function - she got the gold mine, I got the shaft


- Mersenne Prime Rib - 1, 2, skip a few, 2^136,279,841-1


- The Third Mrs. de Winter - spooky action at a distance


- Schizosomiasis - Use the force, Fluke!

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